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Jokes and Riddles


ok so in this game, i'll be posting somee jokes and riddles for you guys to answer :D ok, pretty easy right?

ok let start off with: what is the longest jam in the world?

so the next person will answer and if he/she thinks they got the right answer then just feel free to post the next joke or riddle up :D

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traffic jam?

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lmao :D yeah that one was pretty easy :D

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Ok next one:


why is their 2 brother that born on the same they, same month and look exactly alike but when people as them if they're twins, they said no , why?
(i got this from a serie)

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They're not twins but are triplets. There should be a third brother?

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yep very smart :D


next: why is seven bigger than eight? (some old joke, you probably know)

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Hmm... This one's hard... Maybe because I'm a triplet, so I have another brother???

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yeah you got it :D

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Ignore mine.

The new riddle sounds veery familiar, but I can't think of the answer...

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lol :D yeah i use to ask my friend that when i was a 6th grader lmao :D that riddle is pretty old :D just try your luck :D

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Isn't it something like because seven ate (eight) nine?? LOL if not then i don't know.

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lmao yeah that's right :D

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I'm not sure if I asked this at the Riddles thread at tvbsquare:

A Guy, His Father, His Uncle and 2 Cousins were involved in a car accident...
When they were brought into the Emergency Room, his Father already died...
He was unconscious, and was accompanied by a doctor...
After seeing him, the Doctor left the Emergency Room and told the other doctors:
"Sorry... I can't operate on him... He's my son!"

Can you explain how this is possible?

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the doctor is the mother..

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Correct YingYing!!!

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Next:

Guessing an Object:

-When you buy it, you won't use it. And when you use it, you wouldn't know.

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more hint?

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It's a big object. Some people may find this object scary...

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lol..a.coffin..

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Correct YingYing!!

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ok next one,

a lady goes into Line-N-Things and ask the manager if they sell curtain for her computer and they said no? tell me why the lady ask that?

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Just give a try..

I think is because Line-N-Thing means LINEN THING. So the woman thought this shop is selling linen stuffs like clothes, curtains those stuffs..
so she asked the manager to get a curtain for her computer~

-- Edited by pilipalaboom at 08:09, 2007-09-15

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um sorry good try but no that's not what i was looking for

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hmmm..is it cpos she was getting a glare on her computer screen?

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um nope sorry

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any more guess???

or

i'll tell you the answer!

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This one's very hard!!

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lol AM_092 yeah kinda hard, my friend told me this so here's some hints


*think of the brand of the computer*

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