An elderly woman was pulled over by the police while traveling down the highway. The police officer calmly gets out of his car and walks over to her driverside window. After the ederly woman roles down her window the police officer says:
"Ma'am, I need to see your driver's license please." The elderly woman replies "Sorry, I dont have one because it was taken from me for drunk driving 4 weeks ago."
"Hmmm, is that so" replies the police officer. "Let me see your registration papers then." She replies "I dont have registration papers either because i stole this car." "You might also want to know that the original owner of this car is dead in the trunk, from where i shot him."
The police officer backs away from the car, gets on the radio and says "I need immediate backup near the 343 exit on Hwy 459." "We have a situation here with a woman who stole a car , killed the owner who is in the trunk, and driving without a license for previous drunk driving charges."
The police cheif himself quickly arrives to the seen as he was near the area, gets out of his car, and tells the lady "Ma'am, Please put both hands behind your head and step out of the vehicle." She replies "Ok, but why?". The police cheif says, "My officer just informed me that you are driving a stolen vehicle and murdered the owner who is in the trunk."
The elderly woman says "What, that is a damn lie ... Look at me, I am an old woman for god's sake. Do I look like I am capable to do such a horrendous thing? ... You can look in the trunk yourself."
The police chief opens the trunk to see only a few bags of groceries and some clothes. The police chief says, "Ma'am, can I see your license and registration please." She replies "Sure they are right here in my purse, let me get them" as she pulls them out and hands them to the police cheif.
Puzzled, the police chief looks at the officer and says "Why did you say these things about this woman?" ... The elderly lady immediately blurts out "Because he is a damn liar, he probably said i was speeding too!"
