Next: "The baby is not yours..... He is a friend's, and i borrowed him to lie to try to get back with you!" Hint: 2005. (Sorry for the bad translation. It was something along thoses lines).
this is actually a very hard one, but it's not charmaine. here's another hint : - he (oooh) wants to be hit, because he doesn't live with his biological parents
Oh, was it Fiona? I wasn't sure because i haven't rewatched the series in a while.. I was thinking that Jackie said that when he disguised as an old woman...
Next: ".....He can, because i'm going to marry him!!" Hint: 2006.
Next: Girl: "I'm gonna die!.... I have breast cancer..." Guy: "What? Breast cancer? Of all diseases, why breast cancer?"
Hint: 1998 Modern Series. They were in a restaurant... arguing because he forgot to bring his passport for their holiday... and she cried, and told him that she has breast cancer (She is not certain, because the doctor only found a tumour).
Anyway, for your one, it sounds extremely familiar... But, sorry, I can't think of the answer.... but it sounds something that Moses would say... i don't know..